Funny Status Ideas

My mom left me a voicemail so long that I forgot it was a message and started taking to her.

People are so judgemental. I can tell by just looking at them.

Had a gender change today. Not by choice, it’s that cold

I've got the i of the Tger

Is NBC still doing where in the world is Matt Bauer? Haven't seen him in awhile. Well played NBC, well played

Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

‪I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house. ‬