Funny Status Ideas

I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today. So I went home. It seems to me they had plenty of people to work.

I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.

My mom left me a voicemail so long that I forgot it was a message and started taking to her.

People are so judgemental. I can tell by just looking at them.

Had a gender change today. Not by choice, it’s that cold

I've got the i of the Tger

Is NBC still doing where in the world is Matt Bauer? Haven't seen him in awhile. Well played NBC, well played