Funny Status Ideas

Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?

If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.

Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning

They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...

The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.