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#3656
I gave her four orgasms but they were all mine.
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#3655
Why the hell are nipples so important? You could have all the boob you want hanging out, but if the nipple comes out all hell breaks loose
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#3654
I want to give up coffee, but I'd hate to do that to my coworkers.
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#3653
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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#3652
Medical diagnoses confuse me: The tests cam back positive. That's good? Negative. You positive? I'm positive.
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#3651
I hate that they put "use by" dates on condoms... like I'm not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
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#3650
I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.
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