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#3663
Midnite Reign
With the advances of technology these days how come no one has invented a tampon that is like a turkey timer that just pops up when it's done?
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#3662
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without Google.
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#3661
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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#3660
The Starbucks guy just said, "Looks like you had a rough night!" I didn't even go out...
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#3659
If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than you can handle
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#3658
Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.
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#3657
I defy you to see a motorcycle with a sidecar and still be in a bad mood.
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