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#3670
Watched five movies on Netflix last night and now my "recommended for you" queue is "pay some bills" and "clean the bathroom"
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#3669
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your mom comes in to watch it with you.
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#3668
I don't understand why people get angry when someone breaks up with them by text. I used to break up with people by never talking to them again.
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#3667
Exciting news: Duchess Kate has gone into labor; this marks the first time anyone in the Royal family has been connected to the word labor.
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#3666
So what do women say when they're actually fine?
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#3665
Hello Fire Department? Is this Mr. December? I'm stuck in a tree. I mean, Meow...
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#3664
Hey officer, why did you stop me? Just an hour ago, you said that you never wanted to see me again.
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