Funny Status Ideas

If we were all a little more sensitive we'd be asking "How's Waldo?"

If you’re going to hire a moving company, make them all play Tetris first and choose the one who gets the highest score.

It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...

If this country gets any fatter we’re going to have to put another notch in the Bible Belt

Who named them nostrils instead of scent vents?

How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?

"You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America, Argument in the Middle East.