Funny Status Ideas

It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...

If this country gets any fatter we’re going to have to put another notch in the Bible Belt

Who named them nostrils instead of scent vents?

How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?

"You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America, Argument in the Middle East.

Dating tip: no one likes to be told, "Hey, you have a small penis." No one of either sex.

A procrastinator's work is never done...