Funny Status Ideas

Pretty sure I look forward to my boss' vacation's more than he does.

Why aren't they called ASSteroids instead of hemorrhoids???

Deadpool should merge with the Carnage symbiote. Then he'd be called, Carpool.

Dr. Seuss could have been the greatest rapper ever.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.

If we were all a little more sensitive we'd be asking "How's Waldo?"

If you’re going to hire a moving company, make them all play Tetris first and choose the one who gets the highest score.