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#17435
If your ever wondering if a tree is of the Dogwood variety you could tell by its bark.
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#17434
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
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#17433
Xyuppi
I hate when Wal-Mart doesn’t have what I need and I have to go home, change out my pajamas, take a shower and go to Target.
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#17432
ZYuppi
Black Friday is as close to the Purge as we will get in America...
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#17431
ZYuppi
Is coral the dumbest animal or the smartest rock?
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#17430
Xyuppi
I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today. So I went home. It seems to me they had plenty of people to work.
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#17429
Xyuppi
I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
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