Funny Status Ideas

"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy

Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?

If the restaurant serves chips and salsa, I am going to leave so full that I hate myself.

When you're young and you cuss, people to tell you not to use foul language because only adults can, but when you're older and you cuss, people tell you to "grow up!"

Imagine how short church would be if Busta Rhymes was the preacher

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.

The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...