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#3726
My masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me. That's the last time I ask for a happy ending...
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#3725
My girlfriend ended up with a broken nose today because she wouldn't listen to me... I said,"You're about to walk into a lamppost."
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#3724
I made a penis out of Legos. A literal cock block.
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#3723
I'm not saying that I've been on the internet too long today, I'm just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
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#3722
Chris Brown said he might retire from music. That sure is going to leave him with a lot of time on his fists.
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#3721
A sign on the wall of the drug store said, "Ask the pharmacist if you have questions." How would the pharmacist know if I have questions?
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#3720
Is anyone going to tell America's funniest videos about YouTube?
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