Funny Status Ideas

I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they'd tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.

Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.

I don't own a thesaurus, is 'cock meat' a synonym for 'fried chicken'?

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

Why isn't the iPhone's battery life called "Apple Juice"?

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.