Funny Status Ideas

My taste in music ranges from "You NEED to hear this" to "please don't judge me".

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

My blood hound was just attacked by a crip hound.

I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.

I wish there was a rollover plan for all the childhood naps I refused.

Adulthood is childhood's bad hangover.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...