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#3768
If someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it.” Then watch them crash & burn.
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#3767
Took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name.
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#3766
2013 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8.
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#3765
I really love all the new features in Adobe Reader's eighth update today.
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#3764
If I were a cannibal, I'd work at a tanning salon. That way my dinners would cook themselves.
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#3763
Amigo
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.
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#3762
Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow is canceled.
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