Funny Status Ideas

I'm convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.

For dogs, Santa must be like the final boss of mailmen.

You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas tree by the lines of duct tape around the box it's stored in.

I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.

Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word

I am trying to get into the Christmas "spirit" but can't get the bottle open...

My phone auto-corrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer". I sent it anyways...