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#3782
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
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#3781
Where did Dr. Dre go to medical school?
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#3780
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
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#3779
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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#3778
This Labor Day let’s celebrate all the work we successfully avoided this year.
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#3777
I asked my girlfriend if she was ok with me buying her a ring. She said "nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
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#3776
I feel like we should wait to hear Adele's ex-boyfriend's songs before we choose sides.
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