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#3789
I'm trying to master the art of eating a powdered doughnut, without looking like I just got back from Charlie Sheen's house.
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#3788
I'm going to become a hermit as soon as I find a cave with a decent wifi connection.
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#3787
Goldilocks was a hipster: Hardly liked anything, and she tried to eat porridge before it was cool.
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#3786
I bought powdered water but I don't know what to add to it.
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#3785
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you're probably a weatherman.
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#3784
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
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#3783
Who decided to call them exes and not stalemates?
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