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#3796
I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it's from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".
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#3795
Apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever I wash them.
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#3794
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Warning: drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
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#3793
I wonder if Bill Nye and his dance partner will have good chemistry.
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#3792
Just when I think I'm over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
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#3791
Hey smartphone owners! That blurred bit just off the edge of the screen is called life.
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#3790
You've got to love yourself. But not in public places.
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