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#3810
Insomnia improves your math skills. You spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you "fall asleep right now".
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#3809
I finally found a diet plan that works! It's called 'The Cost of Food'.
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#3808
A teenager without earbuds is the modern day unicorn.
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#3807
I don't take steroids because I never want to look like I'm capable of helping my friends move.
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#3806
I admire the commitment of girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? What if you find a penny?
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#3805
I can't tell if I actually have free time, or if I'm just forgetting everything...
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#3804
I regret nothing but mostly because I can't remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
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