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#3817
I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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#3816
There are two types of people: People who go to sleep on time and people who have Netflix.
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#3815
You'll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
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#3814
I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.
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#3813
I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me.
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#3812
Denise
Help wanted: Local club seeking experienced comedian. Serious applicants need not apply.
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#3811
I'm trying to decide if I should update all my software "Not Now" or "Remind Me Later".
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