Funny Status Ideas

There are no bad pictures. That's just how your face looks sometimes.

The iPhone 5c, named after the hourly pay rate of its assemblers.

We should be thanking our Dads for bringing us into the world, not our Moms. She probably wasn't in the mood...

Somebody needs to starts a dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.

This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.

¿What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

How awkward it would be for the Pro Football Team in San Francisco if that gold rush would've happened 20 years later...