Funny Status Ideas

I'm starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.

Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.

Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.

Anger is just passion having a bad hair day.

If you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music." When I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot."

Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark because it's the first Indie film.