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#3868
I was going to buy a KitchenAid but saw that it had mixed reviews.
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#3867
Relationship Status: Getting a haircut once a month just to feel boobs brushed against my arm
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#3866
Football: 22 people on the field desperately in need of rest and 75,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
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#3865
Whenever I'm walking and see a car at a red light I like to wave until the person rolls their window down. Then I say, "You know, you can't park there"
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#3864
I think there may be blood in my alcohol system. No seriously, I'm going to have to shut the brewery down. This is a very serious health hazard.
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#3863
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
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#3862
I hope my nintendogs are alright. I haven’t fed them in 6 years.
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