Funny Status Ideas

For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

My room isn't messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.

Could a vegetarian eat a Bulbasaur?

Why do pickup truck commercials think it's very important that I'm able to tow a plane?

People think I'm crazy because I talk to my cat. What am I supposed to do? Just ignore him when he asks me a question?

I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...

I'll never understand why Mario still plays golf and rides go-karts with the guy who violently kidnaps his girlfriend all the time.