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You're not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
My boss is an inspiration that one day someone as lazy as me can be in charge.
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
I've never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
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