Funny Status Ideas

Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.

Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends and Caller ID to avoid the first two things.

I can’t wait for next week when the gym is empty again.

Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.

I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.

I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.