Funny Status Ideas

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...

I had 3 happy meals today but none of them worked.

Law and Order is just Blue's Clues for adults.

The way my dog acts, you'd think their entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.

Parking should be more fun considering it's basically real life Tetris.

Enjoy the Twitter IPO. I'm hitting up the MySpace yard sale.

My parents always told me to never give up on my dreams. That's probably why I typically sleep past noon.