Funny Status Ideas

Someone just told me to "have a good morning". Why doesn't that jerk care about the rest of my day?

The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.

Victoria Secret unveiled their $8,000,000 jewel encrusted bra. I just can’t get excited over any underwear with the word "encrusted" in the description.

I have a feeling my "check liver" light might be turning on soon.

Do women who say they wear lingerie for themselves know about wearing sweatpants for yourself?

I see the new "Hunger Games: Catching Fire" movie is here. The title sounds like their going to learn the do's and dont's of grilling dinner. Gas versus charcoal.

Great business Idea: Minding your own...