Funny Status Ideas

Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Once it’s on you, it’s there forever.

According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.

My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.

A penny saved is more than a penny earned, because a penny earned is taxed.

The first rule of passive aggressive club is, y'know what, never mind, it's fine...

If you don’t get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?