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#17470
ZYuppi
According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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#17469
My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
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#17468
A penny saved is more than a penny earned, because a penny earned is taxed.
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#17467
The first rule of passive aggressive club is, y'know what, never mind, it's fine...
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#17466
If you don’t get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?
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#17465
Never challenge a stormtrooper to Russian roulette.
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#17464
Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
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