Funny Status Ideas

I lost my mood ring today, not sure how I feel about it.

Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I'm recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."

As a Harry Potter fan, I wanted to go to Hogwarts. As a Hunger Games fan, not so much...

I really want to sleep, but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

I love when my mom tells me that I should go on more dates as if it's something within my control.

Now that the Playstation 4 has been released, maybe now I can afford the first one.

I accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math.