Funny Status Ideas

Buddhists party hard 'cause YOL∞.

If you're wondering about my cooking skills, I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gathering.

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

I don't normally poop with the door open, but I don't want to miss the in flight movie

If my computer desktop were an actual place, they would bring in blindfolded people to make a Febreeze commercial.

At this point, I'm fine that Prince Charming was a hoax. I'd much rather have the mythical forest creatures that clean houses be real.

MTV has canceled "Teen Mom." So at least MTV knows when to pull out...