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#4106
Santa Clause has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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#4105
When I wrap gifts myself, I tell everyone a child did it so it's adorable instead of pathetic.
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#4104
Jail is just the government's way of sending you to your room.
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#4103
I need a Shazam app for people I'm supposed to recognize but can't remember
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#4102
Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she's gained weight.
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#4101
I have this condition that causes me to eat when I can't sleep. It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
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#4100
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
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