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#17477
You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".
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#17476
My grief counselor just died. I really don’t care. I guess we made progress.
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#17475
Canadian bacon is just ham that's apologizing for not being bacon.
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#17474
The problem with driving an old air-cooled Volkswagen bus is kids keep mistaking it as an ice cream truck, and the worst part is it's so slow they could almost catch you.
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#17473
The name Pinball would also be a perfect name for Bowling.
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#17472
ZYuppi
Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...
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#17471
ZYuppi
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Once it’s on you, it’s there forever.
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