Funny Status Ideas

Saying someone has a dry sense of humor implies the existence of wet senses of humor.

Can we just call the Chinese Corona Virus Kung Flu?

You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".

My grief counselor just died. I really don’t care. I guess we made progress.

Canadian bacon is just ham that's apologizing for not being bacon.

The problem with driving an old air-cooled Volkswagen bus is kids keep mistaking it as an ice cream truck, and the worst part is it's so slow they could almost catch you.

The name Pinball would also be a perfect name for Bowling.