Funny Status Ideas

If you don't pay your exorcist on time you might get repossessed.

Anyone else notice that Disney made Hercules a ginger so that he could swim in the soul sucking river of Styx without dying?

I find it easier to Netflix with study on in the background.

It's easier to get into hell than to heaven because there's only a stairway to Heaven, but a highway to Hell.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...

Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars and vice versa.

Most people like me are oblivious. I'm glad I'm not one of them.