Funny Status Ideas

Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it

Chatty kids always sound like they're reading from a book of Mad Libs.

When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...

It's so cold people are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping their pants would catch on fire

When I was 12 social media was reading the gossip on the toilet cubicle walls!

If you've seen one kid on a leash you've seen the mall.

Walmart is like a zoo for humans to watch other humans.