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#17484
Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR.
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#17483
Xyuppi
Life is boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to .
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#17482
Xyuppi
I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.
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#17481
Xyuppi
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction.
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#17480
Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.
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#17479
Saying someone has a dry sense of humor implies the existence of wet senses of humor.
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#17478
Can we just call the Chinese Corona Virus Kung Flu?
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