Funny Status Ideas

Of course I have a date for Valentine's Day! It's February 14th, just like every year...

Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.

Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.

Well at least the puppy bowl was a competitive game

If only the state of Colorado had a way of mitigating its pain right now...

Whenever someone says, "that's what she said", I like to reply with, "not to you"

How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?