Funny Status Ideas

Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet.

I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

I like how the kids in E.T. keep pedaling the whole time they're on the flying bikes. Just in case.

What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.