Funny Status Ideas

You're the type of person who didn't rewind the Blockbuster VHS...

I just discovered my cootie shot was actually a placebo. Feeling like Typhoid Mary now...

The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"

The ¿ was going to be used to denote irony or sarcasm. Let’s make it happen! This will be easy¿

I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.

Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.

Can a deaf person sign "music to my ears?"