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#17491
Xyuppi
Katherine Johnson was a badass mathematician until the very end. She waited until turning 101 so she can die on her “Prime”
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#17490
ZYuppi
I won't consider myself successful until someone follows me around with a cooler of gatorade to dump over my head whenever I win at anything.
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#17489
ZYuppi
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
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#17488
Xyuppi
Just find out there’s no popcorn on popcorn shrimp. Guess there is no reason to try Pot Roast
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#17487
Florida
I went to see a fat psychic the other day..... well it was actually a four chin teller.
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#17486
Xyuppi
Never trust a train...... they have Loco Motives.
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#17485
Xyuppi
For 5 dollars you can either get your girl/guy a Valentine gift OR you can get them the Costco rotisserie chicken. That’s all I’m saying, the choice is yours
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