Funny Status Ideas

Founded June, 12, 1977, you would think Victoria's Secret has been revealed by now!

February is just nature's way of making sure we really appreciate Spring.

Wouldn't be awesome if a person had a Carfax to show before you commit to a relationship?

It would be splendid if Imodium AD work on diarrhea of the MOUTH!

Wouldn't it be hilarious to watch a giraffe get a case of vertigo?

Bum fighting + Pay per view = A lot less homelessness

Having sex is like playing pinochle. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.