Funny Status Ideas

Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.

It's so cold outside I just saw Richard Simmons wearing pants.

Illinois law covers murder in chapter 720. Seems like that should of came up a little earlier than chapter 720 when writing laws "ok, that makes 719, what's next...oh yeah, murder, that should be illegal"....

If Frozen doesn’t win an Oscar for best original song I don’t think I'll be able to... *puts on sunglasses* Let It Go.

Facebook should launch it's own law enforcement. Grammar Police: To Correct and Serve!

The internet at my house stopped working. I called my service provider but the number is no longer working. When I looked out the window, I notice my neighbors were moving. I guess that explains it!

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.