Funny Status Ideas

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.

Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.

I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.

Purell is the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the country.

Snow White is down to 6 dwarfz. Sneezy is now placex in quarantine.

Coronavirus won't last long, it was made in China.

I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.