Funny Status Ideas

If a virus ever originates in my area, I’m guessing it will be called the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” virus.

Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.

Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.

I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.

Purell is the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the country.

Snow White is down to 6 dwarfz. Sneezy is now placex in quarantine.