Funny Status Ideas

This will probably be the St Patrick's Day with the least DUI's ever.

‪The reason stores are running out of toilet paper is because when one person sneezes the other 100 poop themselves. ‬

You know that stash of fast food napkins in your glove box? It’s about to be their time to shine.

Nine months from now a boom of babies will be born, and we will call them Coronials!

April’s fool day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could matched the unbelievable stuff happening in the real world right now.

If a virus ever originates in my area, I’m guessing it will be called the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” virus.

Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough