Funny Status Ideas

At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?

I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.

Friday: My second favorite F word.

If only the world would look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it.

I've heard a few women mention that they love to get gifts from men that take their breath away...I'm thinking treadmill

Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting.... You're welcome.

Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!