Funny Status Ideas

Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.

I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.

I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.

It's ok if you don't agree with me. I can't force you to be right.

The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.

Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.

Nothing bonds women faster than finding out that they hate the same people.