Funny Status Ideas

You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you.

Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached

I'm going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.

Dear God: Please let Jerry Jones say something racist. -The Dallas Cowboys

I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" just means I didn't have to get up to pee.

My battery died so I spent so time with the family today. They seem like nice people.