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#6474
Amigo
Sometimes as I’m getting off a crowded elevator I like to turn & look at someone who’s staying on and say “you’re in charge while I’m gone.”
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#6473
Amigo
Just when you start to feel like you’re #1, God throws a blue turtle shell.
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#6472
I love you with all my thighs. I would say my heart, but my thighs are much bigger.
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#6471
I wish there was a way to tell which Google searches were typed with the most urgency. I bet "icy hot on groin" would be pretty high up there.
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#6470
The only beachfront property I'll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
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#6469
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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#6468
Cyberbilly
Don't hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
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