Funny Status Ideas

Just about every kid's mom lets them lick the mixer beaters when they were done. Leave it to mine not to turn them off first...

Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.

As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".

Video games are awesome because they let you try out amazing fantasies. For example, in The Sims, I'm able to have both a job and a house!

My computer asked me to choose a password with eight characters. I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. It's the same when you are stupid.