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#7491
Amigo
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
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#7490
If kids get money for losing teeth, what do I get for all this hair I’m losing?
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#7489
If owls are so smart, how come they don't say "Whom"?
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#7488
Nice try "blocked number", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.
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#7487
Cyberbilly
I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Think I'm Sexy" on my car. Then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
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#7486
If ignorance really was bliss we'd have a lot more really happy people around here.
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#7485
Hey, Canada, you know that junk isn't really bacon, right?
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