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#7526
Amigo
I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my identity, they will inevitably improve my credit score…
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#7525
Amigo
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
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#7524
Amigo
Condoms do NOT guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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#7523
Amigo
If I've learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
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#7522
Amigo
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
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#7521
Was eating jerky today and there was a little silica packet with a warning that said "Do not eat." Good thinking. Too bad there wasn't a warning on the plastic packaging too It took me two days to get that stuff out of my teeth.
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#7520
Amigo
To do list: Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
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